Hatlargquill is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm fox.

Hatlargquill created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatlargquill, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hatlargquill, she will turn you into a plant.

Hatlargquill's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Hatlargquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away from cyan goats, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.