Flapcetarpvan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced dragonfly.

Flapcetarpvan created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapcetarpvan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flapcetarpvan, it will ignore you.

Flapcetarpvan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Flapcetarpvan's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Always obey Flapcetarpvan's priests.