Rigmabkar is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish wombat.

Rigmabkar created energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigmabkar, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rigmabkar, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rigmabkar's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Rigmabkar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must pray to Rigmabkar five times a day.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never look at planets.