Wansawnur is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless tapir.

Wansawnur created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wansawnur, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wansawnur, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wansawnur's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Wansawnur's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not hurt ducks.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.