Quagdungun is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, temperamental spider.

Quagdungun created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagdungun, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Quagdungun, he will turn you into a rock.

Quagdungun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Quagdungun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not shave your chest.