Baf is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive goat.

Baf created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Baf, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Baf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide if six mites approach from the east.

5. Feed all hungry badgers.