Cissingbem is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical wyrm.

Cissingbem created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissingbem, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cissingbem, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cissingbem's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cissingbem's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured seals.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.