Quatkabomtgombud is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic wyrm.

Quatkabomtgombud created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Quatkabomtgombud, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quatkabomtgombud, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quatkabomtgombud's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Quatkabomtgombud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Quatkabomtgombud on top of all buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

4. You must pray to Quatkabomtgombud three times a day.

5. Always take life seriously.