Baddobhim is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent lizard.

Baddobhim created Europe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Baddobhim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Baddobhim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Baddobhim's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Baddobhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Always obey Baddobhim's priests.

5. Never eat green fruit.