Madhat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, weak rat.

Madhat created silver eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madhat, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Madhat, it will turn you into a slug.

Madhat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Madhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.