Bedsakmat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unjust monkey.

Bedsakmat created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bedsakmat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bedsakmat, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bedsakmat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bedsakmat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bedsakmat on top of all buildings.

4. Always help sick capybaras.

5. Never sing in the presence of porpoises.