Taillarnham Sugdotwip is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, witless pigeon.

Taillarnham Sugdotwip created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Taillarnham Sugdotwip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Taillarnham Sugdotwip, it will make you grow a tail.

Taillarnham Sugdotwip's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Taillarnham Sugdotwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Hide from violet frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never jump near birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Taillarnham Sugdotwip.

5. Do not cook food in pots.