Quafcenfit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, egotistical hummingbird.

Quafcenfit created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Quafcenfit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafcenfit, he will send you a sign.

Quafcenfit's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Quafcenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help otters.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Never think about moons.