Hudnibgep is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise ant.

Hudnibgep created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnibgep, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hudnibgep, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hudnibgep's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hudnibgep's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Hudnibgep.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.