Negbimdap is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome parrot.

Negbimdap created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Negbimdap, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Negbimdap, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Negbimdap's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Negbimdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

2. Always obey Negbimdap's priests.

3. You must pray to Negbimdap five times a day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not shave your back.