Xengomflag is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, merciless deer.

Xengomflag created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xengomflag, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xengomflag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Xengomflag's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Xengomflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Xengomflag.

4. Always obey Xengomflag's priests.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.