Hadhinjon is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ruthless aardvark.

Hadhinjon created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadhinjon, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hadhinjon, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Hadhinjon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hadhinjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never feed figs to turtles while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not commit murder.