Nildidnad is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, generous wolf.

Nildidnad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nildidnad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nildidnad, he will laugh at you.

Nildidnad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nildidnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face violet.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. Respect your elders.