Siggovstig is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, confident human.

Siggovstig created gold three million years ago.

If you believe in Siggovstig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Siggovstig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Siggovstig's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Siggovstig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry doves.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.