Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, passionate armadillo.

Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut created dark energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tunquatyarlominhatyartnaknut.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.