Madfebdoss Jarncepomin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful alligator.

Madfebdoss Jarncepomin created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Madfebdoss Jarncepomin, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Madfebdoss Jarncepomin, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Madfebdoss Jarncepomin's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Madfebdoss Jarncepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

4. Never skip near horses.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.