Sagquilltig is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, idiotic lobster.

Sagquilltig created a photon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagquilltig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagquilltig, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Sagquilltig's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Sagquilltig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat melons.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if nine doves approach from the south.

4. Always obey Sagquilltig's priests.

5. Do not covet oxen.