Stipfidnur is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, boastful dryad.

Stipfidnur created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipfidnur, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Stipfidnur, she will send you a sign.

Stipfidnur's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Stipfidnur's Holy Commandments

1. Stipfidnur loves great tits, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide from turquoise birds for they are unholy.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stipfidnur.