Mabzigsan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable fish.

Mabzigsan created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabzigsan, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mabzigsan, he will not invite you to parties.

Mabzigsan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Mabzigsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never paint your hands black.

4. Always help sick mites.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.