Pangquamxem is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented jellyfish.

Pangquamxem created light six million years ago.

If you believe in Pangquamxem, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pangquamxem, he will send you a sign.

Pangquamxem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pangquamxem's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide if three goats approach from the south.

4. Always help sick tortoises.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.