Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, overgenerous horse.

Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun, she will turn you into a mole.

Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Omtgedtam Barnsigfod Bodbepbun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if six tortoises approach from the east.