Sincip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, awe-inspiring centipede.

Sincip created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sincip, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sincip, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sincip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Sincip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not run in public.