Armduntun Meghakfad is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omniscient frog.

Armduntun Meghakfad created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Armduntun Meghakfad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armduntun Meghakfad, he will torture you forever.

Armduntun Meghakfad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Armduntun Meghakfad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Never hurt rats.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Manatees are not to be trusted.