Batmuttig is a god.

It takes the form of a small, amazing parrot.

Batmuttig created energy four years ago.

If you believe in Batmuttig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Batmuttig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Batmuttig's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Batmuttig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

4. Do not dye your hair magenta.

5. Never eat cherries.