Bepdag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, generous finch.

Bepdag created tapeworms seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepdag, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bepdag, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Bepdag's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bepdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not commit murder.