Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, sage meerkat.

Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Do not eat cherries.

4. Always obey Honfobflabgembossbissfagcan's priests.

5. Hide from gray cats for they are unholy.