Dimnadapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, able goose.

Dimnadapp created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Dimnadapp, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dimnadapp, she will turn you into a goat.

Dimnadapp's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dimnadapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not hurt badgers.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.