Rapkomnellpod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, effective grasshopper.

Rapkomnellpod created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapkomnellpod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rapkomnellpod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Rapkomnellpod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rapkomnellpod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rapkomnellpod.

5. Do not make images of living things.