Rigtimtig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair wombat.

Rigtimtig created matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigtimtig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigtimtig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rigtimtig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Rigtimtig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never mention goats.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigtimtig.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.