Miptetticin is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic dove.

Miptetticin created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Miptetticin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Miptetticin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Miptetticin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Miptetticin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.