Staf is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, charitable bee.

Staf created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Staf, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Staf, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Staf's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Staf's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not commit murder.