Jatjatraw is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unfair crow.

Jatjatraw created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatjatraw, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Jatjatraw, he will strike you with lightening.

Jatjatraw's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jatjatraw's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.