Omincinbid Farnbestfob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, fussy penguin.

Omincinbid Farnbestfob created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Omincinbid Farnbestfob, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omincinbid Farnbestfob, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Omincinbid Farnbestfob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Omincinbid Farnbestfob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Omincinbid Farnbestfob on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Do not sing in public.