Fatflowdav is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, cheerful beaver.

Fatflowdav created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatflowdav, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatflowdav, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fatflowdav's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Fatflowdav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always treat foxes with great respect.

5. Always wear red.