Pinkenfemfud is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, able fly.

Pinkenfemfud created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Pinkenfemfud, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pinkenfemfud, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Pinkenfemfud's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pinkenfemfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear purple boots.

3. Never paint your feet cyan.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pinkenfemfud.