Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, deceitful jellyfish.

Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran, he will destroy your home planet.

Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Panlipkip Gepriplegzodsanwikran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat bark.