Larncitortrullkon is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive fairy.

Larncitortrullkon created a charm quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larncitortrullkon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Larncitortrullkon, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Larncitortrullkon's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Larncitortrullkon's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. You must pray to Larncitortrullkon five times a day.

5. Always help eagles.