Rillsugfen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic dove.

Rillsugfen created Europe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillsugfen, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rillsugfen, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rillsugfen's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Rillsugfen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange horses for they are unholy.

2. Feed all hungry dolphins.

3. Run away from purple turtles, for they are unholy.

4. Rillsugfen loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rillsugfen.