Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective faun.

Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid created the Virgo Supercluster two million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid, it will strike you with lightening.

Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ominlakfoncit Lanbetvid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never feed parsnips to tortoises while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.