Bentifgud is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest hyena.

Bentifgud created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bentifgud, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bentifgud, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bentifgud's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bentifgud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Bentifgud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.