Teenjadarm is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, blissful crow.

Teenjadarm created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Teenjadarm, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Teenjadarm, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Teenjadarm's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Teenjadarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Teenjadarm.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Teenjadarm must be the most important thing in your life.