Quillsawved is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured centaur.

Quillsawved created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsawved, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quillsawved, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Quillsawved's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Quillsawved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about cell theory.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Erect a large copper sculpture of Quillsawved on top of all buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.