Hudnanciss is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, vain bat.

Hudnanciss created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnanciss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hudnanciss, he will ignore you.

Hudnanciss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Hudnanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. You must pray to Hudnanciss four times a day.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.