Wadstafril is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing goblin.

Wadstafril created Asia seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadstafril, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Wadstafril, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Wadstafril's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Wadstafril's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.