Barnrancub Miphotrot is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, ruthless fairy.

Barnrancub Miphotrot created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Barnrancub Miphotrot, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Barnrancub Miphotrot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Barnrancub Miphotrot's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Barnrancub Miphotrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat corn.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Barnrancub Miphotrot.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.